Полезные советы как самостоятельный литературный жанр

[Золушка]

И, увлекшись, я забыла о главном: полезные советы должны быть кратки и конкретны.

Stop smoking.
Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week.
Reduce circumference of thighs by 3 inches, using anti-cellulite diet.
Purge flat of all extraneous matter.
Give all clothes which have not worn for two years or more to homeless.
Improve career and find new job with potential.
Save up money in form of savings. Poss start pension also.
Be more confident.
Be more assertive.
Make better use of time.
Not go out every night but stay in and read books and listen to classical music.
Give proportion of earnings to charity.
Be kinder and help others more.
Eat more pulses.
Get up straight away when wake up in the morning.
Go to gym three times a week not merely to buy sandwich.
Put photographs in photograph albums.
Form functional relationship with responsible adult.
Learn to programme video.

(Bridget Jones’s diary,
Helen Fielding)