Умные мысли

[Casanier]

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.


I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.